1 The Rotary Club
Dr. Effie Hugh’s presentation about the Orgasm Every Day Program (OED) to the Rotary Club is clever! Before the audience even has a chance to ask questions or make judgments, Effie has already turned them into putty in her hands.
2 The Jasper Twins
Therapist Max humorously uses paradoxical therapy to guide the patient, Sandi Dapple, right where he wants her, to fulfill her sexual needs.
3 Sandi Dapple’s Luncheon
In a reversal of their roles, Sandi wants to seduce Max–typical transference.
4 The New Psychotherapist Arrives
The newest therapist, Newton Rotic, has a difficult first day. Nothing goes as he expects.
5 Dayly Love
Newton, sexually repressed and rigidly controlled in every way, makes the reader wonder, how will he ever survive?
6 G. Gordon Kitty
Gordon Kitty, the cat, is in charge. Both the cat and the Boston telephone are comically anthropomorphized. The telephone becomes like a disapproving great-aunt.
7 Fantasy Hour
The reader’s curiosity is finally satisfied with how an OED session works—though all fantasy sessions are not conducted in the same way.
8 Effie and Myrx
Myrx Va Por, a hypnotist, offers great information about the attraction of opposites, resulting in a clear and concise list of the qualities necessary for a successful relationship.
9 Future Shaping
Myrx Va Por, the hypnotist, masterfully demonstrates a hypnotic process for Dayly’s desire to create a future romantic relationship.
10 Max and Daily
Max and Dayly seem to have it all together, yet they each worry that something is missing in their life.
11 Staff Infection
A hilarious chapter where the reader gets to meet all the therapists as they quarrel about their beliefs and values.
12 Staff Training
Dr. Minutae’s hilarious analysis of the OED demonstration: “We witnessed a woman’s nipple erectile tissue experiencing performance anxiety.”
13 Talk About Patients
The therapists argue over who will best treat Penis De Milo, a gigolo with an impotence issue—absurd but funny.
14 Butcher Ladies
The Butcher Ladies ask the staff for help with male relationships. The ladies have hostility toward Newton, who is later persuaded by Danly Morrso to become a grasshopper.
15 God Yes, Jesus Maybe
Reverend Alltell wants help at the local prison. His assertions about Jesus’ history and behaviors are humorous because of their absurdity.
16 Cowpatti
While drinking at a local bar, Newton is introduced to Cowpatti, a hot missionary. He is willingly kidnapped leading to unexpected changes.
17 Thank God It’s Friday
After a lively discussion, Max and Dayly plan a fishing trip that takes an unexpected turn.
Chapter Annotations by Penny Rome, Psychotherapist, Teacher